Well behaved women rarely make history
90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
we all know thats a load of shit gandalf
Summertime Jello Shots!!!
Some of these I’ve posted over the years but it’s nice to have them all in one post! Enjoy!
- Watermelon Lime Peel Jello Shots
- Watermelon Jello Shots on a Popsicle Stick
- Pink Lemonade Jello Shots
- Candy Corn Jello Shots
- The Original Caramel Apple Jello Shots (with real apples)
- Red Hot Candy Apple Jello Shots (in real apples)
- Strawberry Margarita Jello Shots
- Strawberry Jello Shots in Mini Chocolate Bowls
- Pumpkin Pie Jello Shots
- Gingerbread Men Jello Shots
- Cherry Pie Jello Shots
- Eggnog Jello Shots
- Eggnog Pudding Shots
- Apple Cider and Buttered Rum Jello Shots
- Peppermint Mocha Holiday Jello Shots
- Champagne Jello Shots
- Peach and Vanilla Champagne Jello Shots
- Heart Shaped Jello Shots with Cherries
- Pink Champagne Heart Shaped Jello Shots
- Shamrock Jello Shots for St. Patrick’s Day
- Shamrock Pudding Shots with a Cookie Spoon
- Marshmallow Jello Shots in Real Marshmallows
- Strawberry Shortcake Jello Shots
- Cucumber Mint Julep Jello Shots
- Red, White and Blue, Bomb Pop Jello Shots
- Lime in the Coconut Jello Shots
- Whipped Cream and Cherry Limeade Jello Shots
- Red Bull and Vodka Jello Shots
Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
|—||My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)|